Pour Me a Drink, Bartender ...

The school year has most definitely begun.  This is how our week is shaping up:

Sunday:

all-day conference for me followed by physio appointment.  School for Kiddo followed by ballet.  Homework.  Meeting with potential piano teacher in evening.

Monday:

work and school.  Homework ... Easy peazy.

Tuesday:

work for me followed by two hour Arabic class.  School for kiddo followed by gymnastics.  Homework.  Tom Jones with Smilin' Vic on the beach at night.

Wednesday:

work for me followed by two hour Arabic class.  School for Kiddo followed by swimming lesson. Homework.

Thursday:

physio before work, work for me, school for Kiddo.  Cirque du Soleil 'Dralion' at night with Kiddo.  Guys' night out with beers for Smilin' Vic ....


Spot the difference ....


That's right .... Smilin' Vic gets booze!

 Pour me a drink, Bartender!

Pour me a drink, Bartender!

At Least They Don't Have Me Doing This ...

I think I'll call this first day on the job a resounding success.  Everything went quite smoothly.

Except for traffic. 

I dropped Kiddo off at summer camp an hour before I was meant to present at HR.  Since her summer camp is a short five-minute drive from the office (literally 2.5 km), I was sure this was more than enough of a time cushion, even for Doha.

Silly me.

Smooth sailing until I veered into the far left lane preparing for the final u-turn before my destination.  It had taken me barely 20 minutes to make it that far.  Plenty of time to spare.  

Or so you would think.

For the next 32 minutes, I sat in that same spot, staring directly across the street at the parking lot meant to harbor my car as I went off to earn some dosh.  I watched as the four police officers at the intersection stopped all but oncoming traffic for 32 minutes.  I watched as the left-turn traffic light turned green, then amber, then red, then green, then amber, then red, then green ... you get the picture.

I fumed in my car as the other cars corralled around me honked their horns ceaselessly.  I resisted the urge to step out, raise my hands in the air and cry out "and WHERE, exactly, would you have me go?"   Though I struggled, I managed to maintain my "first day on the job high".

Eventually, all ended well, with me stepping into the lobby exactly 4 minutes before my scheduled meeting with the HR rep.  As luck would have it, the HR rep held the elevator door open for me for the ride up.

That's the one good thing about traffic in Doha ...  no one is immune.  If you're late, chances are most everyone else will be too.

The rest of the day went swimmingly.  Other than the call from sports camp saying Kiddo was feeling unwell.  After a quick chat with her, we agreed that Smilin' Vic would pop out of work early to bring her home.

One must expect such small glitches on the first day of work.  Murphy's Law and all that.

But all in all, I feel like the day was a success.  Not a roaring success, but definitely a nice day in a welcoming and seemingly productive environment.

I have a good feeling.

No doubt there could be worse scenarios on the job front: 

 

 At least they don't have me doing this ....   (See those teeny, tiny dots dangling from ropes strung over the roof?  Those would be some very, very brave window cleaners.  There are definitely some tough jobs out there.) 

At least they don't have me doing this ....

(See those teeny, tiny dots dangling from ropes strung over the roof?  Those would be some very, very brave window cleaners.  There are definitely some tough jobs out there.) 

Hand Me Those Steel Toed Stilettos, Would You?

So tomorrow's the big day.  Sunday - tomorrow - the first day of the work week here in Qatar (weekend is Friday and Saturday).  Tomorrow, the day I start my new job.

 If at first you don't succeed ...  Donning a new pair of work shoes tomorrow in the hopes of achieving our goals that much sooner.  (These were actually Kiddo's, but she would always stand 2 feet taller whenever she wore them.)

If at first you don't succeed ...

Donning a new pair of work shoes tomorrow in the hopes of achieving our goals that much sooner.

(These were actually Kiddo's, but she would always stand 2 feet taller whenever she wore them.)

Back to work, back to the 9 to 5 grind.  (It's Ramadan, so it's actually more like the "9 to 2" grind as work days are compressed to five hours for the next two weeks.)

I'm surprisingly calm.  Especially considering that this is pretty much a dream job (on paper, at least).  I don't know, maybe you just don't get as excited about things at 43 as you used to in your 20's.  Or maybe I've been hardened and wizened by my most recent 'career' experience.

I won't say I'm not nervous.  Last night I dreamt that I showed up late for work and got called out by the HR rep.  I woke up feeling horrible, regretting "Dream Me's" inability to get to the office on time.  I would hazard that's probably the result of some latent fear of failure. 

I won't say I'm not looking forward to it.  I've bought new shoes and a few very professional looking hand bags.  I've got some lovely new office wear as well, but most of the cute dresses will have to wait until after Ramadan to make their first appearance.  Discrete and demure is the motto for the next few weeks.  

I have to shamefully admit that one of the biggest thrills of this new job is knowing that it is a much more moderate environment than that in which I was working previously.  In my last job, I referred to my collection of black pant suits, ankle length skirts, long-sleeved button-up shirts and turtlenecks as my Western abaya wardrobe.  

That's not to say classy and modest are not a requisite in this new workplace, and knees and elbows should still be covered for propriety's sake.  But the look I've seen around the office when I visited is much more business chic.  Tailored suits, pencil skirts, smart cotton slacks, houndstooth A-line dresses, 2+ inch heels and lovely bangle bracelets.  It has the feel of a professional workplace with some 'oomph'.  

Other than that, I don't really know what to expect.  My new boss won't be there until next week, so it will be up to me to find my way around and figure out who's who.  I'm expecting HR formalities, ID processing and IT set-up to take up at least the better part of the day tomorrow, and I guess I'll figure out the rest from there.   

My fingers are crossed that the actual job is going to live up to the hype.  I actually think it holds the promise of excitement and challenge.  It is a new and growing organization, much smaller than my previous employer, and from all I've heard it is a dynamic, progressive and positive environment to work in.

I am so, so, so hopeful that it will be a positive experience.  That it will let me exercise my brain and my creativity.  That I will want to be there.  I don't ever want to fall into the pit of despair that engulfed me those last few years in my last job.  

Granted, that desperation is most likely what drove me to try my hand at blogging again, but I don't think I need the impetus of a near nervous breakdown to keep me at it. 

Tomorrow's the big day.  I'll pull on my big girl panties, lace up my steel toed stilettos, tuck away any doubts, and rise up to meet the challenge as best I can.

Wish me luck! 

 

Call Me Cuckoo ...

Let me preface this entire post by saying "I blame it on the jet lag."  

Because no sooner have I landed back in Doha than it appears I have landed a new job.  

Yes, Peanut Gallery in my head, "I HEAR you".  And you're right to wonder.  Am I absolutely bonkers?  Have I gone completely cuckoo?

Haven't I just spent the last seven or so months ranting about my disenchantment at working in the ME?  

Haven't I raved over the last three months about the freedom and happiness that flooded my life after finally resigning?  

Haven't I relished the life of a pampered princess as I:

  1. did the school run,
  2. blogged to my heart's content, and
  3. did pilates every day
  4. ate bonbons?

So what shift in the Earth's rotation would possibly cause me to even consider another attempt at a career in the ME?  

Well firstly, it wasn't 'working' that was really killing me; it was 'the job'.  And after five plus years, I'd given about all I had to that job, finally drawing the line at forking over my soul.

Secondly, one of the drivers for remaining in the ME is building a small nest egg.  And there's no arguing that it will grow faster with me out there earning.

Perhaps more importantly, I actually like to get out there, meet people, face new challenges, put in a good day's work for a good day's wage.  I like the cash, but I particularly like the independence and the feeling that I'm helping to secure Kiddo's future financially.  I like the fact that Kiddo gets to see that in 'the real' world' most women have to tough it out in the workforce.

I like the fact that this seems like a golden opportunity.  I like the fact that it seems like a chance to show Kiddo that some jobs can actually be fulfilling, not draining (fingers crossed).

It's pretty much in the bag, given that I've handed in all the pre-requisite documentation and spent the better part of yesterday getting my pre-employment paperwork and medical testing finalized.

It had been a good many years since I'd last been graced with the opportunity to wander around like a little lost lamb through the hallways and examination rooms of the Medical Commission. Given that yesterday was the eve of the Holy Month of Ramadan, I can't fight the urge to tag "sacrificial" somewhere into that last sentence.  

Since my last visit to the Medical Commission, some things have changed, but a lot has stayed the same. 

This time around, I drive there on my own, armed with a smart phone, a google map app, and a familiarity with Doha's streets and people that I did not possess all those years ago.  I no longer feel the need for a driver to help me maneuver the convoluted and mad Doha traffic, nor for a long-time Doha resident to help me navigate through the distorted administrative process.  (Looking back on yesterday, I'm thinking I probably should have brought a friend along just to share in the simple absurdity of the moment.  But that's why I have a blog now, isn't it!)

I know enough this time around to enter directly through the "Ladies" door, to approach an Asian female security guard who may or may not speak English, and to simply show her the Arabic letter from my potential employer.  I don't say a word.  Neither does she.  To do so would simply confuse things.  She points me to the room directly behind her.

I enter, and three veiled National ladies are seated around a square table, engaged in a loud discussion in Arabic.  None of them look up as I walk in.  "As-salam alaykum", I say.  They simultaneously chime in "Wa alaykum s-salam" before my awkward attempt at Arabic greeting formalities fully escapes my lips.  I stand and wait until one of the ladies extends a henna'd hand towards me.  Wordlessly, I deposit the letter and relevant paperwork into the proffered hand.   The women carry on with their conversation, I remain stock still and mute.  

Eventually "The Hand" glances down at the paperwork, attaches a 3-copy form to it, and hands it all back to me, still not meeting my gaze.  

"Outside", she says.  

"Pardon me?" I answer.  

"Outside, you go outside, and type."

My confusion doesn't slow me down.  I go back to the security guard, silently show her the form, and she guides me with a nod of her head, back outside to an adjacent door.  I see a sign that says "Lady Typing".  I go in.  I hear the ancient 'clac-clac' sound of typewriter keys being punched.  I round the corner, and lo and behold, there is a National receptionist "Lady Typing" solidly tapping away at the keys of an ancient and busted beige Adler typewriter.

 Didn't think any of these were still in circulation ...

Didn't think any of these were still in circulation ...

There is only one other woman in front of me.  I take a seat in the waiting area.  As I'm waiting, four Indonesian housekeepers come and sit down to my left.  The receptionist shoos them out with a wave of her hand and a gruff "out there, sit there", pointing towards four chairs situated just outside the cubicle.  

I'm not quite certain what qualifies me and not them for front-row tickets in the typing room, but even after seven years of profiling, I still find it hard to bear.  I smile weakly at the four ladies.  Only one meets my eye.  She looks like she might want to smile.  Instead, she turns back to her peers and they continue conversing in their foreign tongue.   I simultaneously and guiltily curse and celebrate my blond hair and fair skin.

Before I have time to let my conflicting emotions and jet-lag frayed sensitivities get the best of me, I am summoned by the Lady Typing.  She takes my documentation, and asks me for my passport.  I tell her it is in the car, because I was told the Medical Commission only required a photocopy (which is in the stack of papers I've given her).  "ID, then, do you have ID?", she asks.  I hand her my National ID card.  This appears to suffice.  She continues typing.  

"Ten Riyals", she says.  I shuffle madly through my handbag... CRAP!  I have only Canadian and American dollars in my wallet, as I'd stashed my Qatari Riyals in a baggie for our trip to Canada.  So those Riyals are sitting useless at home in the backpack I've neglected to unpack since arriving five days ago. But I do have my bank cards.

"Do you take debit?"  I ask.   

Blank stare. 

I try again:  "ATM card?" 

"La.  NO.  ATM outside." 

I ask her to please wait a moment, and dash around the side of the building to withdraw the requisite cash.  I take out 500 QAR, because I know there will surely be other payments required along the way.  I rush back, give her the ten QAR.  She hands me back my forms, which have been typed up to include my name, mobile phone number, and Qatari ID number.  "Halas" ("done").

(Hmmmmm.  10 QAR for about 40 characters?  I type about 80 words a minute.  Perhaps somebody's onto something here.  I briefly re-consider my job options ...)

I'm not sure where to go next, so I head back to the security guard.  I don't even need to show her the completed form.  She simply nods her head toward the reception counter to her left.  I feel like we're really starting to bond.

The receptionist asks me if I'm married.  Apparently the letter of no objection from my husband attached to the front of my paperwork is not clear enough.  I state the obvious.  She then mimics a pregnant belly by tracing out an imaginary bump between her breast and her pelvis, and gives me a questioning look.  I am pleased with how much my grasp of sign language has improved over the years.  I assure her that I am not with child.

(It's much better than last time I was here.  Back then, a veiled receptionist in dark sunglasses shouted out "Date of Last MENSTRUAL Period" in a gruff Arabic accent about four times before I finally understood what she was saying.  Unfortunately, the entire reception room crowd got it all too well the first time around, as evidenced by the fits of giggles erupting around me.)

Satisfied with my responses, she picks up the handheld camera wand and without warning aims it straight at my stunned face through the glass enclosure that separates us.   Dammit!  I had told myself to be ready this time, but history repeats itself, and just like that fateful day seven odd years ago, the Medical Commission has captured a digital image of me that manages to repulse and amuse at the same time.  She giggles and shudders shamelessly at my image staring up at her from the monitor, and asks me for 50 QAR.

I fork over the cash.  "La.  No.  Debit only."  Of course.

I hand over my debit card, she gets me to punch in my pin, hands me my receipt and papers, and turns away.  She's done, and it's left to me to figure out where to go next.

I turn to my security buddy.  She ever so discretely nods her head towards the hallway directly in front of her.  My heart melts just a tad.  Only true kindred souls would grasp the true significance of that nod.

I head down the hallway and stop at the lab reception on my left.  The security guard there gruffly directs me to the X-ray room further down the hall.   

I arrive at X-ray, and am told by a cleaning lady to go into the change room and disrobe.  She hands me a pink dressing gown.  Things have improved here as well.  Last time, they simply herded about fifteen of us up outside the X-ray room while the "Bra Lady" (she had to be at least 180 years old) proceeded down the line unsnapping and magically unhinging brassieres as we stood there getting zapped by the rays emanating from the open door.  

It is almost my turn.  I am about to enter when I hear "Sister, where is your hairband?" 

Dammit! 

I forgot the hairband.  I should know better.  It's not like I've not been through this before.  Last time I was here, I was forced to use a hairband that they had suspended on a string from the ceiling above the chest X-ray unit.  I shuddered for months afterwards at the thought of the countless heads that band had visited before mine.  

I search through my handbag in vain.  But here again, things have improved.  I am directed to the doorknob, upon which have been hung some clear plastic rubber bands.  "Great!", I think.  I grab one, and just as I am curling my fingers around my hair with one hand to tie it, I realize the rubber band is actually the top wrist-part of a white disposable surgical glove that has been cut off.  

Seriously?  

I am really trying NOT to entertain the thought that the band was previously attached to a glove covering a phlebotomist's hand.  Ooops, too late. Horrid thoughts of blood-borne disease are already running madly on the little treadmill in my brain.  

X-ray over, I head back to the lab to get my bloodwork done.  I am led to a very pregnant phlebotomist who is just finishing up with the previous patient.  She's obviously as thrilled to be here as I am.  Here not much has changed.  Waiting patients look in as you are asked to extend your arm over the desk.  No sooner have you done so than a syringe is plunged into your arm, blood drawn, and a shout of "NEXT" signals your exit.  

Back out in the waiting area, patients are asked to sit and wait until the gruff security leads you four patients at a time into the vital signs waiting area.  Yippee, now ten more people get to see how much weight I've gained on vacation!  On the positive side, my BP is wonderfully low.

I am then sent to the doctor's office.  I walk in, utter a barely audible greeting ... the experience is starting to wear thin.  She doesn't ask me to sit.  She takes my file and asks me if I suffer from any illness.  I answer "no".  She looks at me questioningly.  Like maybe I'm hiding something.  She stares silently.  I stare back.  I wonder how long this battle of wills will last.  Perhaps I should sit?  She finally relents.  "Do you take any medication?"  Again, I answer "no".  She puts my forms down on her desk, signs them and files them, then gives me a slip of paper. 

"Come back in two days.  We will have your results." 

On the way out, I realize I don't know where I'm supposed to collect my results.  I see my BFF security guard on the way out, and before I can even open my mouth to ask the question, she says to me in perfect English: 

"Room 7.  Come back in two days and go to room 7 to collect your results." 

The spell has been broken ... 

And so begins my reintegration into the ME workforce.

Call me cuckoo ... 

As for me, "I blame it on the jet lag".